YOU are invited! 

Dust off that ball gown or press that tuxedo.
It's that time again, for your favorite fancy event of the year.
Join me for my birthday and help me celebrate with class, style, dancing, and debauchery.

See below for FAQs and other such information

Recommended Attire and FAQs

What is the dress code for this party?
- CLASSY AF. The dressier, the better! That tuxedo you never get to wear: now is your chance! Still fit into your prom dress: wear it! That custom avant-garde outfit made for you to sport on the red carpet at the Golden Globes: please wear that.

What if I don’t have a tuxedo or a ball gown that would make Cinderella jealous?
- Don’t sweat it (we’re not elitist here); wear whatever you like! Just please wear clothes.

Can I bring a guest?
- As long as your arm candy is 21+

What's this new address? Where is this new party location?
- HUGE thanks to Katie Selman and Jacob Green for hosting this year's drunk fashion show! Cost of admission is a compliment to their lovely home.

Will there be booze?
- Emphatically, yes. But feel free to bring your own! Just bring enough to share.

What about my great-aunt’s famous seventeen-layer dip?
- Snacks and hors d’oevres will be abundant, but I mean, if the dip is THAT good, it would be a shame if we missed out…

Will there be smoking?
- As you well know, Double V loves cigars and his tobacco pipes, so there will be smoking on the back porch sometime during the evening. Tobacco only though, let’s keep it legal.

Have a question not covered here? Feel free to reach out to me via text, messenger, Instagram, smoke signals, carrier pigeon, vibes, or in the comments in your RSVP.